Newport Beach Results:
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008I win! Here’s why:


This festival really did the trick– as soon as the house lights came up, several money-fat producers tripped over each other trying to get me to sign what we in the industry call a “five picture deal”. I wouldn’t settle for anything under several million billion dollars, I have some self respect, and they eventually caved in. You’ll be seeing my name in lights…hell you’ll be seeing all these depicted peoples’ names in lights, I take care of my own!
So another festival triumphs in bringing people together over their selfless love of the power of film, and I suckled from it’s teat, look out world– I’m a’comin!







