IMDB, or Internet Movie DataBase, dot com has finally become wise to my incredible string of professional works, and not a moment too early! If you check it out you’ll notice that I’m a “Digital Artist” (objectively the best credit available on any film these days) on the upcoming movie event (of the year) called “Jumper”. You’ll also find that this means Sam Jackson and I have worked on the same film…and wait, what is this? Diane Lane and I have worked “together”?

Incredible, really. It’s only a matter of time before

I

Become

The

Next

Steven

Spielberg

Fan mail can be sent to WillHyler@famouspeople.com (I don’t respond, though, as I’m too aloof now)